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You have a visit from Caucasian Businessman ©®™ who brings to you what he brought to market: the most exquisite Capitalist Tingles ©®™ to help you relax, sleep and experience the finest in Capitalist A$MR ©®™. 00:02:30 Capitalist A$MR Eligibility Questionnaire ©®™ 00:10:44 Calming Capitalist Hand Motions ©®™ 00:15:25 Capitalist Trigger Words (Now with Flash Cards!) ©®™ 00:23:40 Capitalist Money ©®™ 00:29:38 Capitalist Wallet ©®™ 00:31:58 Barry, EVP of Capitalist Operations ©®™ 00:36:00 Capitalist Tie ©®™ 00:38:28 Capitalist Suit ©®™ 00:41:08 Capitalist Cheese in a Can ©®™ 00:44:40 Capitalist Bottled Water ©®™ 00:50:23 Capitalist Smart Phone ©®™ 00:54:12 The Chains of Capitalism ©®™ 00:58:45 Capitalist Bubble Wrap ©®™ 01:03:37 Capitalist Dollar Sign Balloon ©®™ The Copyright, Unregistered and Registered Trademark symbols are Copyright, Unregistered and Registered Trademarks of Capitalism, Inc LLC. All Rights Reserved. Unauthorized use or reproduction will result in a history lesson of the positive impact of Capitalism on society and the planet. Be a good capitalist and support my work on Patreon if you're old enough and have enough spare capital to your name, otherwise save your money and work on enriching your own life: ► http://bit.ly/1EZgmNi You can listen to selected works outside of YouTube: Spotify ► http://bit.ly/1V23U60 CDBaby ► http://bit.ly/1AUt3Jj iTunes ► http://apple.co/1xIHLNd Google Play ► http://bit.ly/1vPUJgF And others like Deezer, Rhapsody, etc! Podcasts: EphemRadio ► http://apple.co/2afSkZQ Arkham Sanitarium ►http://apple.co/2alraeV Social Media: Facebook ► Facebook: ephemeralrift1 Twitter ► Twitter: EphemeralRift IG ► Instagram: e.rift What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium. ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant. ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.