Why Brian Is The Worst Writer
478K views · Feb 5, 2026 · Entertainment
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@silentecho92able · 7 months ago (edited)
Brian is so bad at writing Stewie made a successful children book series out of him titled "Flunky the dumb white dog". An it was far more successful then anything Brian has ever written.
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@slapjack2634 · 7 months ago
In real world Brian would be a well known writer, for the wrong reason but It would be well known
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@cvcubes8578 · 7 months ago
I truly love how Brian says that he's a good person and then yells at a baby for not preparing him for life television even though he's a baby
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@ThrillerTheSpammer · 7 months ago
You should drop a video called, "Every time Brian failed as a father."
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@SpammytheHedgehog · 7 months ago
You know you're a bad writer when Stewie makes fun of you.
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@-o-1695 · 7 months ago
Brian wrote two books, a play, and a sitcom. That's still a lot more than most aspiring writers nowadays
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@BiteMe5664 · 7 months ago (edited)
Bryan is just terrible at everything he does. Art, book writing, play writing, relationships, and being a father.
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@MidnightLucario1 · 7 months ago
It's cause Brian is so pretentious he thinks he sounds more intelligent than he actually is, and that translates into his writing, plus he's just hella boring. Hell the one time a book was successful it was one where he bare had to write and make people write it themselves.
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@Levacque · 7 months ago
"There's a map at the beginning that doesn't pay off," is such a specific and relatable criticism that it was definitely a joke written by a very enthusiastic reader.
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@SilverNero · 2 months ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d117Ac7i2A&t=13">0:13</a> uh, his idea of "trying" is taking the easy/lazy way every time. Seriousley, if he put as much effort into writing as he has with anonymous hookups he'd probably be a decent author.
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@xzenitramx666 · 7 months ago
Brian wants to be a writer because he thinks that makes him Smart.
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@CandiceVidito34 · 7 months ago
Got to give Brian some credit, at least he never gave up on trying to become a famous writer 😊
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