Goofy Goose TALES

I WAS HOSPITALIZED FOR 21 DAYS AND MY WIFE CHANGED THE LOCKS AND MOVED A "ROOMMATE" IN. WHEN I...

Goofy Goose TALES · 2K views · 11 hours ago

BEFORE I FUNDED OUR "FAMILY VACATION" I ASKED: "WHERE EXACTLY ARE WE GOING?" MY WIFE LOOKED AWAY...

Goofy Goose TALES · 3.5K views · 1 day ago

AT MY SON'S BIRTHDAY MY WIFE CLINKED HER GLASS AND SAID TO HER SISTER: "TO THE MAN WHO WORKS...

Goofy Goose TALES · 3.1K views · 2 days ago

I PAID $8,500 FOR CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR MY KIDS. THEN MY WIFE TOLD MY CHILDREN: "DADDY BOUGHT THES...

Goofy Goose TALES · 2.9K views · 3 days ago

MY PARENTS WERE GIVING OUT GIFT CARDS TO ALL THE GRANDKIDS AT CHRISTMAS. WHEN THEY GOT TO MY SON...

Goofy Goose TALES · 2.8K views · 4 days ago

DURING A FIGHT MY WIFE SCREAMED: "I'VE ALWAYS LOVED HIM MORE THAN YOU —YOU'RE THE REASON I'M UNHAPPY

Goofy Goose TALES · 6.7K views · 5 days ago

MY WIFE "FORGOT" MY SON'S BIRTHDAY — AGAIN. SAME DAY SHE POSTED PHOTOS OF A LUXURY TRIP WITH HIM...

Goofy Goose TALES · 4K views · 6 days ago

MY SON WHISPERED TO ME BEFORE SCHOOL: "DAD DON'T GO TO WORK TODAY." I SAID: "WHY BUDDY?" HE SAID...

Goofy Goose TALES · 4.7K views · 7 days ago

I WON MILLIONS IN THE LOTTERY BUT TOLD NO ONE. WHEN I ASKED MY WIFE FOR SUPPORT AFTER LOSING MY JOB

Goofy Goose TALES · 3.4K views · 8 days ago

MY PARENTS SET ME UP ON A BLIND DATE — WITH MY EX WHO CHEATED ON ME. AT THEIR DINING TABLE. SISTER

Goofy Goose TALES · 3.4K views · 9 days ago

MY WIFE SAID: "WE ALL AGREED — THE BEACH HOUSE GOES TO ME." I NODDED. SAID:"INTERESTING."THAT NIGHT

Goofy Goose TALES · 6.4K views · 10 days ago

MY WIFE SAID: "I USED YOUR CARD BECAUSE YOU NEVER CHECK." I LOOKED AT THE STATEMENT — $17,000...

Goofy Goose TALES · 3.5K views · 11 days ago

I OPENED A JOINT ACCOUNT FOR THE FAMILY VACATION FUND. A FEW MONTHS LATER I SAW HOTEL CHARGES FROM

Goofy Goose TALES · 3.4K views · 12 days ago

MY WIFE USED MY CREDIT CARD TO BUY HIM A $4,300 WATCH FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. TOLD ME IT WAS "CAR...

Goofy Goose TALES · 6K views · 13 days ago

AFTER I REFUSED TO HAND OVER MY SON'S COLLEGE FUND, MY WIFE GAVE ME SILENT TREATMENT FOR 6 MONTHS...

Goofy Goose TALES · 12K views · 2 weeks ago

MY SON CAME HOME WITH A DRAWING FROM SCHOOL: "MY FAMILY." HE'D DRAWN MOMMY, A MAN I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE

Goofy Goose TALES · 6.5K views · 2 weeks ago

"I NEED $7,200 FOR THE KIDS' SUMMER CAMP," MY WIFE TEXTED — WITH PHOTOS OF THE BROCHURE. I...

Goofy Goose TALES · 12K views · 2 weeks ago

MY DAUGHTER SAID AT BEDTIME: "DADDY, IS MOMMY GOING TO LIVE WITH US FOREVER?" SHE WAS 7. I SAID...

Goofy Goose TALES · 8.3K views · 2 weeks ago

AT NEW YEAR'S DINNER MY WIFE STOOD UP AND SAID: "I THINK IT'S TIME TO BE HONEST — I'VE BEEN HAPPY...

Goofy Goose TALES · 19K views · 2 weeks ago

MY WIFE IGNORED MY EXISTENCE FOR 28 DAYS — WOULDN'T ANSWER CALLS, TEXTS, NOTHING. ON DAY 29, I LEFT

Goofy Goose TALES · 28K views · 2 weeks ago

I LOST MY JOB AND FOUND $8,400 CHARGED TO OUR CREDIT CARD.DESPERATE, I CALLED MY WIFE. SHE ANSWERED

Goofy Goose TALES · 6.7K views · 2 weeks ago

MY WIFE "FORGOT" TO PICK UP OUR SON FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE SHE WAS WITH HIM. MY 7-YEAR-OLD SAT OUTSIDE

Goofy Goose TALES · 39K views · 3 weeks ago

MY WIFE POSTED: "SO GRATEFUL FOR MY BEST FRIEND — HE GETS ME LIKE NO ONE ELSE." PHOTO OF THEM...

Goofy Goose TALES · 26K views · 3 weeks ago

MY WIFE TEXTED ME: "WE NEED TO TALK — I WANT A FRESH START." I REPLIED: "GREAT TIMING." SHE SAID...

Goofy Goose TALES · 18K views · 3 weeks ago

"APOLOGIZE TO HIM OR YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH," MY WIFE SAID AFTER HER LOVER COMPLAINED I WAS...

Goofy Goose TALES · 3.2K views · 3 weeks ago

I RETURNED FROM A 3-DAY BUSINESS TRIP TO FIND HIS RAZOR IN MY BATHROOM. HIS COFFEE MUG IN MY CABINET

Goofy Goose TALES · 10K views · 3 weeks ago

MY WIFE POSTED ON INSTAGRAM: "GIRLS TRIP TO BALI!" — 14 PHOTOS. ZERO INCLUDED MY KIDS OR ME. WHEN I

Goofy Goose TALES · 3.8K views · 3 weeks ago

MY SON CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL AND SAID: "DAD, IS MOM GETTING MARRIED AGAIN? HER FRIEND TOLD ME...

Goofy Goose TALES · 5.2K views · 3 weeks ago

MY WIFE TOLD MY DAUGHTER: "DON'T TELL DADDY WHERE WE WENT TODAY." MY 6-YEAR-OLD CAME HOME AND SAID:

Goofy Goose TALES · 6.7K views · 4 weeks ago

My Wife Kicked Me Out After Her Son Lied That I Hit Him — Three Weeks Later She Asked If I'd Learned

Goofy Goose TALES · 8.5K views · 4 weeks ago