Goofy Goose TALES

MY SON CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL AND SAID: "DAD, IS MOM GETTING MARRIED AGAIN? HER FRIEND TOLD ME...

Goofy Goose TALES · 5.3K views · 3 weeks ago

MY PARENTS SET ME UP ON A BLIND DATE — WITH MY EX WHO CHEATED ON ME. AT THEIR DINING TABLE. SISTER

Goofy Goose TALES · 3.5K views · 9 days ago

I WAS HOSPITALIZED FOR 21 DAYS AND MY WIFE CHANGED THE LOCKS AND MOVED A "ROOMMATE" IN. WHEN I...

Goofy Goose TALES · 2.1K views · 12 hours ago

MY WIFE BROUGHT HER LOVER TO THANKSGIVING DINNER. INTRODUCED HIM AS "A FRIEND FROM WORK." MY SON...

Goofy Goose TALES · 6.6K views · 1 month ago

MY WIFE "FORGOT" TO PICK UP OUR SON FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE SHE WAS WITH HIM. MY 7-YEAR-OLD SAT OUTSIDE

Goofy Goose TALES · 39K views · 3 weeks ago

MY WIFE POSTED: "SO GRATEFUL FOR MY BEST FRIEND — HE GETS ME LIKE NO ONE ELSE." PHOTO OF THEM...

Goofy Goose TALES · 26K views · 3 weeks ago

I WON MILLIONS IN THE LOTTERY BUT TOLD NO ONE. WHEN I ASKED MY WIFE FOR SUPPORT AFTER LOSING MY JOB

Goofy Goose TALES · 3.5K views · 8 days ago

"APOLOGIZE TO HIM OR YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH," MY WIFE SAID AFTER HER LOVER COMPLAINED I WAS...

Goofy Goose TALES · 3.3K views · 3 weeks ago

AT NEW YEAR'S DINNER MY WIFE STOOD UP AND SAID: "I THINK IT'S TIME TO BE HONEST — I'VE BEEN HAPPY...

Goofy Goose TALES · 19K views · 2 weeks ago

MY WIFE SAID: "WE ALL AGREED — THE BEACH HOUSE GOES TO ME." I NODDED. SAID:"INTERESTING."THAT NIGHT

Goofy Goose TALES · 6.4K views · 10 days ago

I RETURNED FROM A 3-DAY BUSINESS TRIP TO FIND HIS RAZOR IN MY BATHROOM. HIS COFFEE MUG IN MY CABINET

Goofy Goose TALES · 11K views · 3 weeks ago

I FOUND THEIR TEXTS AT 2AM. 14 MONTHS OF MESSAGES. EVERY VACATION SHE SAID WAS "WITH GIRLFRIENDS."

Goofy Goose TALES · 9.2K views · 1 month ago

MY WIFE THOUGHT I WAS ON A BUSINESS TRIP. I CAME HOME EARLY WITH FLOWERS. FOUND HIS SHOES AT MY DOOR

Goofy Goose TALES · 5K views · 1 month ago

I OPENED A JOINT ACCOUNT FOR THE FAMILY VACATION FUND. A FEW MONTHS LATER I SAW HOTEL CHARGES FROM

Goofy Goose TALES · 3.5K views · 12 days ago

My Wife Kicked Me Out After Her Son Lied That I Hit Him — Three Weeks Later She Asked If I'd Learned

Goofy Goose TALES · 8.5K views · 4 weeks ago

MY WIFE TEXTED ME: "WE NEED TO TALK — I WANT A FRESH START." I REPLIED: "GREAT TIMING." SHE SAID...

Goofy Goose TALES · 18K views · 3 weeks ago

MY WIFE TOLD MY DAUGHTER: "DON'T TELL DADDY WHERE WE WENT TODAY." MY 6-YEAR-OLD CAME HOME AND SAID:

Goofy Goose TALES · 6.8K views · 4 weeks ago

"I NEED $7,200 FOR THE KIDS' SUMMER CAMP," MY WIFE TEXTED — WITH PHOTOS OF THE BROCHURE. I...

Goofy Goose TALES · 13K views · 2 weeks ago

MY WIFE IGNORED MY EXISTENCE FOR 28 DAYS — WOULDN'T ANSWER CALLS, TEXTS, NOTHING. ON DAY 29, I LEFT

Goofy Goose TALES · 29K views · 2 weeks ago

MY SON CAME HOME WITH A DRAWING FROM SCHOOL: "MY FAMILY." HE'D DRAWN MOMMY, A MAN I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE

Goofy Goose TALES · 6.6K views · 2 weeks ago