Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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A Low-Brow, Crass Approach to Plant Ecology & Evolution as muttered by a Misanthropic Chicago Italian. We study plants through the lens of ecology and evolution, rather than what supposed anthropocentric uses they can provide (as if holding up the biosphere wasn't enough). If you enjoy this kind of light-hearted education, be aware that your contributions help support it. Support the cause by joining the Patreon, tossing 5 bucks at venmo address "societyishell", or purchasing some apparel and what the shit at the merch store : https://www.bonfire.com/store/crime-pays-but-botany-doesnt/. Thanks for reading. Have a great day and go f*ck yourself.
Spiritually Depraved and Misery-Inducing Landscapes of North America - Miami (Episode 5)
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't · 156K views · 11 days ago
The Native Seed Research Plot
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't · 59K views · 2 weeks ago
Bolivia Botany Journal Day 1
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't · 20K views · 18 hours ago
Why I Love Messy Streetside Gardens
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't · 67K views · 3 years ago
The Weirdest Friggin' Carrot You'll Ever See
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't · 485K views · 4 years ago
The Plant Ecology of Sewage and Petrochemical Effluent - Botanizing the Los Angeles River
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't · 135K views · 6 years ago
Botany by Boat in New York City
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't · 26K views · 3 years ago
Banded Iron Formations of Michigan's Upper Peninsula
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't · 54K views · 5 years ago
Revisiting the Illegal Garden
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't · 343K views · 1 year ago
(#126) Tony Santoro's Botany Crash Course
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't · 198K views · 7 years ago
De-indoctrinating from the Aristocratic Neurosis Garden
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Temperate Rainforests of Tasmania
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't · 44K views · 3 years ago
The Plant That Was Made by the Wind
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(#194) Tony Santoro's Guide to Illegal Tree-Planting
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't · 825K views · 6 years ago
Epic Lawn Kill 6 Months Later
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Apocynaceous Bastards of Southern Utah - A Triassic Romance
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Succulent Milkweeds, Spitting Cobras, and Baboon Screams.
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(#195) The Plant Ecology of Concrete, Garbage and Urine - Botanizing A Toilet
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't · 409K views · 6 years ago
SPIRITUALLY DEPRAVED & MISERY-INDUCING LANDSCAPES OF NORTH AMERICA Episode 1
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